Newsweek “Dummies Guide to New Moon”
A new article from Newsweek offers an explanation of why the highly anticipated New Moon is all the rage right now.
Listen very, very closely. Hear that high-pitched noise? That’s the reverberating sound of squealing Twilight fans. First came last week’s release of the latest trailer for New Moon, the new movie installment of the bestselling teen vampire book series. Then, as if that weren’t enough, stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were caught canoodling at a Kings of Leon concert. Could it be that Kristen and Rob are a real-world Bella and Edward? That might cause too much happiness (and/or jealousy) for Twilight fans to bear.
In case you’re a rare surviving specimen of the endangered species known as the “non-Twilight fan,” here’s a quick guide to the (supernaturally attractive) cast of New Moon. Trust us, if you stare at their pictures for long enough, you’re bound to become another squealer.
Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): With that snowy white skin and those dark, mysterious eyes, it’s no wonder that Bella’s blood is Edward’s “personal brand of heroin.” So if those real-life romance rumors turn out to be true, it really shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): a.k.a. pure sex. Asking a girl if she thinks Robert Pattinson is hot is like asking if the pope’s a Catholic. The brooding British hottie has been known to cause epidemics of teenage girls swooning in movie theaters ever since he took to the big screen as the tragic hero Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
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